hey kid, hows that big gash on the side of your face? still whistlin showtunes through it?
an—… what in the sweet fuck is that profile picture.
although thats kinda weird to me.
i mean aint the entire point of this little interbutts personal page thingy that you guys get to know me over time?
puttin up a big verbose post about my life seems like providing yall with a shittily written gamefaq tutorial hastily thrown together by a greasy faced whale of a nerd who hasnt been able to leave the basement for years because his gargantuan ass has grown by feastin offa his chair.
but uh i suppose i can at least say: the names bro strider, im twenty-six, and i… dont really do anything of interest.
ive got the social life of the aforementioned poster child of american obesity there.
nice to meet yall.